Showing posts with label Drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drugs. Show all posts

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Sick Days, Frasier, Drugs, and Hey

Hello, my dear blogging friends. As im sure you have noticed (or not, I'm not trying to control your life), I haven't posted anything fo nearly six months.

That might just be a new record.

I'm not going to apologise. This is my blog, and i can do what I want. (Did you notice the lower-case I? Rebel.).

In any case, I am sick today. Now, most of you (two) think that sick days are so much fun. Well, they're NOT! The only way sick days are fun are if you have the sniffles and gullible parents. I am perpetually sniffling, and my parents require a fever of at lest 107 if anyone is to stay home. Add this all together, and what do you get? A misrable Molly.

For the amount of times i have them, sick days are never fun. Especially now that I ENJOY my classes. For goodness sakes! I could be doing geometry right now! GEOMETRY! I love geometry! But no, I'm stuck at home watching Frasier on Netflix, which wouldn't be so bad, if i wasn't lurching every five minutes.

Speaking of Frasier, that show is amazing! It's so funny! And did you know, that the guy who plays Niles knew nothing about opera or wine, so the guy who lays Marty taught him! The only think i hate is how Frasier talks.I have come to understand it as being euro-trash, which is offensive to Americans everywhere. But make no haste, Frasier lovers, for I love them too.

On another note, how do you thin drugs got started? Did someone see some white powder on the ground and say, "Oh, my! I'd better breathe that in through my nose!" or "Oh, goodness! Let's just suck that liquid into this syringe here, and stick it in my arm!" Because, really, it makes no sense.

One thing I love is the evolution of hey, such as:
"Hey" -Friends
"Heyy" -I think I like you
"Heyyy" -Take the hint.
"Heyyyy" -Let's make out
"Heyyyyy" -I'm drunk

Fun, no?

Remember when i said at the begining that i didn't need to apologise? I was wrong, And to apologise, her is a funny cat video for your enjoyment:



Peace, Love , and Beatles Music,
Molly