Sick Days, Frasier, Drugs, and Hey

Hello, my dear blogging friends. As im sure you have noticed (or not, I'm not trying to control your life), I haven't posted anything fo nearly six months.

That might just be a new record.

I'm not going to apologise. This is my blog, and i can do what I want. (Did you notice the lower-case I? Rebel.).

In any case, I am sick today. Now, most of you (two) think that sick days are so much fun. Well, they're NOT! The only way sick days are fun are if you have the sniffles and gullible parents. I am perpetually sniffling, and my parents require a fever of at lest 107 if anyone is to stay home. Add this all together, and what do you get? A misrable Molly.

For the amount of times i have them, sick days are never fun. Especially now that I ENJOY my classes. For goodness sakes! I could be doing geometry right now! GEOMETRY! I love geometry! But no, I'm stuck at home watching Frasier on Netflix, which wouldn't be so bad, if i wasn't lurching every five minutes.

Speaking of Frasier, that show is amazing! It's so funny! And did you know, that the guy who plays Niles knew nothing about opera or wine, so the guy who lays Marty taught him! The only think i hate is how Frasier talks.I have come to understand it as being euro-trash, which is offensive to Americans everywhere. But make no haste, Frasier lovers, for I love them too.

On another note, how do you thin drugs got started? Did someone see some white powder on the ground and say, "Oh, my! I'd better breathe that in through my nose!" or "Oh, goodness! Let's just suck that liquid into this syringe here, and stick it in my arm!" Because, really, it makes no sense.

One thing I love is the evolution of hey, such as:
"Hey" -Friends
"Heyy" -I think I like you
"Heyyy" -Take the hint.
"Heyyyy" -Let's make out
"Heyyyyy" -I'm drunk

Fun, no?

Remember when i said at the begining that i didn't need to apologise? I was wrong, And to apologise, her is a funny cat video for your enjoyment:

Peace, Love , and Beatles Music,

Molly

MO-lly. Intresting...

The reason this is interesting is because Maureen was married to my main man (Ringo Starr).
BAZAMM!!
And now for pictures:

 This is a very dapper disco picture, if i do say so myself (and i do).

If you hadent noticed, they're both wearing the same shoes (and purse).

She's  got a fantastic fringe.

Ringo's nose is getting smushed.

She's one classy chick (or bird if thats your fancy).

No words can explain my fellings for Ringo's collar ("What do you call that collar?" "Oh, um. A Collar")

If you're the Starkeys, you don't need Halloween. Every day can be Halloween.

SHe's got this whole gothic-helter-skelter thing going... I dig it.

Her kids were VERY proud of her.

Where do you find this dress?

Wicked awesome pattern, Mo.

And there ends my Maureen commentary (for now [strokes non-existent beard]).

Goodbye for now my duckies.


Peace, love, and Beatles music,
Molly

Ten things that i just KNOW y'all can't wait to know about me!

1. I love Texas with all my heart. And also Jesus. Me gusta Tejas y Jesus.

2. I am the BIGGEST UT fan.

3. It is my dream to play Velma kelly in Chicago.

4.My favorite SNL sketch is The Barry Gibbs Talk Show.

5. I have been dancing since i was 4-ish

6. The Gibbs brothers are often my boyfriends. Also Mick Fleetwood. And Neil Diamond. Richard Starkey, too. I used to use Steve Tyler, but people know who he is now, so the air of mystery is gone.

7. I ADORE Harry Potter! And Jo! WOOT WOOT!

8. I often run about my house singing Live and Let Die or Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat.

9. Darren Criss is my celebrety crush.

10. I attempt to freak out my friends with peer pressure. (IE: walking up to them and shouting PEER PRESSURE really loudly until they do what i say)

Finis!

Peace, love and Beatles music,
Molly

Mr.Cellophane

Hey, y'all (My two followers) i know its been a while...i've been watching broadway musicals (hense the title of this post). I personally like Chicago and funny girl...if i could be on broadway i would play Velma Kelly from Chicago. Cell BLock Tango is my favorite number. Hee hee:

My dog is an idiot! he barks at everything! Stupid dog...He's the kind of dog that you want to punch in the face. He's also very cute and crazy. My mom says he's like me, so i dont know if thats a good thing.

Alas, my friends, this twill be a short post, as mi mejor amiga has requested that i fufill my awarded duties.

Adios!

Peace, love, and Beatles music,
Molly

Boy Howdy, We Havin' Us A Good Time!

I need to apologise. I know not a lot of people care about my posts, but still...

I'm Sorry

So now that THATS done, I can tell you what I've been doing.
I went to a dance competition on Sunday and we placed 1st and 2nd overall Platnum. WOOT WOOT!

I hate coffee.

Just sayng.

So don't try to give me any. O_o

Oh! I had a sub in spanish the other day, and she hates it when anyone has an accent (Even though ahe has the thickest hispanic one i've ever heard) so I had to talk all monotone-y.

Thats all for now!

Peace Love And Beatles Songs, Molly

Somthing that begins with Q, I'm sure.

Somthing in the way she moves me......
So I was reading over my old posts, and i realized that i just kind of ramble, mostly. I would rather enjoy some goldfish. DARN IT! I did it again.So, I'm going to list a bunch of random facts about me.

• My middle name is Ellen
• I <3 The Office
• When I as born, my head was in the 99% percentile.
• I'm kinda thirsty
• I'm a dancer
• I've won national dance competitions
• I hate to clean
• I love iced tea and Dr. Pepper
• Awkward fish means somthing to me
• I hate politics
• I want to own my own dance studio when i grow up
• My birthday is 2 days after Christmas 
• My socks fell off...dont ask how
• My favorite song is Ob La De Ob La Da
• At my funeral, I want everyone to wear tie dye
• My sister owes me $10 from 5 years ago
• I really want a blue hallway pass pad from school

How did I get up in this tree?

Hey, y'all.
I know its been a long time. Ive been watching the Office....and playing with my pillow pet (a penguin named fido). I habe decided to write down every thought ive had since my last post.

•  Some kid ran around and wrote BOOBS on every sign around the school.
•  DOUBLING THE HUMAN BODY!!! 2 heads, 4 eyes, 2 noses, 2 mouths, 4 arms, 4 legs, 20 fingers, 4 feet, 20 toes, and 5378290846 hairs.
• WOO! Me hablo espanol. Me gusta Jesus y baile.
• I really wish i had some doughnuts right now.
• DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON DWIGHT, ANDY?
• I have duct tape shoes.
• Angelique stole my duct tape socks.
• WOAH! That guy is hot.
• Tissues, por favor.
• COUH DROPS, MOMMY!
• Footballs are made out of pigs. Icky.
• ...which brings me to bacon...
• I love bacon.
• ME <3 BACON!!!
• "I know it sounds kind of creepy, but i'm ok with it because it's true."
• DON'T KISS QUINN, FINN!!
• Sparkles.
• Kevin has impeccable grooming habits.
• I need a man
• And some chocolate
• BOTTOM!
• I hate so much about the way you choose to be.

Well, thats it. To appease you, i left you a funny video. Enjoy :D\

Peace, love and Beatles songs, Molly

Mornin' Duckies!

Woke up today, it was another lovely day, as I watched the sun rise and fall again from my window. And then the song goes on about cotton for some time. Are they talking about the fabric? Or the plant? The world may never know (Like how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsiepop). I really dont like Tootsiepops. I know that their chocolate-y, but to be honest, the lolipop itself dosent taste that great. And the Tootsie contrasts wrongly with the hard candy. I prefer nerds or sweettarts (YUM!) or gum or just plain Hershey's chocolate (Did you know that a 10lb Hershey bar costs around $88? I didnt. Untill I looked it up. You have to order it straight from pennsylvania! I was gonna buy one, but I dont have that kind of money lying around. And i found a Harry Potter chocolate frog at toys r us. But it has crisp. I really hate chocolate with crisp.) I just mistyped and said criss which reminded me of Darren Criss which reminded me of A Very Potter Musical. Look it up on youtube. It's a fan-made musical and its soooooo funny. Darren Criss has such a pretty voice. Super Mega Foxy Awesome Hot. Cho Chang is from Texas. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders. Anyhoo... Thats enough of my insane ramblings for now. Adios!
Peace, Love and Beatles songs, Molly

Coming soon to theaters near you!

Random Beatles Photos With My Captions

Just fantastic

I love how John stands

MATCHING!

Dramatic

 

The beatles being fancy on a fuscha walkway. Whats not to love?

Paul's looking dapper today...

His hair is luxurious. A bit like Jesus' actually...

HAHA! Look at John's shirt!

Georgie says relax

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscut!

I feel fancy. My bestie has a blogspot and inspired me to create one myself. and so now you will know what I'm thinking about subjects ranging from Beatles to Harry Potter (It takes pure, unadulterated talent to connect the two). Do you know what I wanna be when I grow up? Neither do I. Probably an Invisable Ninja Zebra. Or a doctor. Or a writer. Sigh,,,so hard to choose. I just watched Driving Miss Daisy on Netflix. I laughed, i cried, i openly wept (only at the end). And the result? The movie was bloody fantastic. Now i have anoher to add to my favorite movie list. So far i have HP, Pirates of the Carribean, Phantom of the Opera, all the Beatles movies. the Last Mimzy (dont laugh at me), Titanic (The one with Leonardo DiCaprio), Forrest Gump, Finding Nemo, Edward Scissorhands, Monsters Inc, Star Trek (The new one), I Am Sam, Mulan...I could go on, but we'd both get bored. This is a really odd feeling, talking to a computer. I'm sure someone will read it someday, and I'm using my georgous laptop that I got for my birthday. My life sure is exciting! Well, its about 12:22 am so I think i should be getting to bed. Or watching movies on Netflix. Probably the latter, to be honest. I dont like liars and I dont like lying. but still, we all do it. More than we want, sure. But it's still done. Because when it comes right down to it, we're all a bunch of filthy hipocrites. And on that happy note, I take my leave.
Peace, Love, and Beatle songs, Molly