How did I get up in this tree?

Hey, y'all.
I know its been a long time. Ive been watching the Office....and playing with my pillow pet (a penguin named fido). I habe decided to write down every thought ive had since my last post.

•  Some kid ran around and wrote BOOBS on every sign around the school.
•  DOUBLING THE HUMAN BODY!!! 2 heads, 4 eyes, 2 noses, 2 mouths, 4 arms, 4 legs, 20 fingers, 4 feet, 20 toes, and 5378290846 hairs.
• WOO! Me hablo espanol. Me gusta Jesus y baile.
• I really wish i had some doughnuts right now.
• DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON DWIGHT, ANDY?
• I have duct tape shoes.
• Angelique stole my duct tape socks.
• WOAH! That guy is hot.
• Tissues, por favor.
• COUH DROPS, MOMMY!
• Footballs are made out of pigs. Icky.
• ...which brings me to bacon...
• I love bacon.
• ME <3 BACON!!!
• "I know it sounds kind of creepy, but i'm ok with it because it's true."
• DON'T KISS QUINN, FINN!!
• Sparkles.
• Kevin has impeccable grooming habits.
• I need a man
• And some chocolate
• BOTTOM!
• I hate so much about the way you choose to be.

Well, thats it. To appease you, i left you a funny video. Enjoy :D\

Peace, love and Beatles songs, Molly